Black Urn for …

January 30, 2009

Black Urn for ...

Black Urn for ...

Officer, we promise you this was not premeditated. We had some left-over flowers and this urn that might have come down from my uncle’s side of the family. And we have a witness, my son, who was here in the house when we made the arrangement. I’m sure it will be paid for when we deliver the piece. I guess the crime is that we want the piece back for the night so we can show it off to our friends and then give it to our client tomorrow. Is that stealing? Anyhow there’s a hole in the middle. Plead not guilty with good clients.

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